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I admit, I don’t own Guitar Hero or Rock Band so I can’t say I’ve had much practice. But the few times I picked up the dinky guitar with the colorful buttons, my virtual rock-god skills were less than stellar. I sucked. My non-musician friends shredded me off the stage with ease. Unfair! I’m the only REAL guitarist of the bunch. Why do I suck at Guitar Hero?
I have come to the conclusion that having real musical skills actually diminishes your skills on Guitar Hero and Rock Band. While the concept of these games is genius, it’s pretty far from simulating actual guitar playing or drumming.
Guitar Hero for Real Guitarists
The first thing any guitarist will notice when they fire up the game in beginner mode is that they over-simplify the guitar riffs and rhythms. As a musician, your inclination is to play along with the song, not a fraction of the song. It usually takes you up to the second verse to figure out the dumb-downed version of the patterns.
The other obvious hurdle for real guitarists is understanding the fret board (if we can even call it that). It’s a set of 4 big buttons in the shape of frets. Nothing like six strings. They randomly represent different chords and notes, with no sense of high and low notes.
Rock Band for Real Drummers
Rock Band has a drumming component in addition to the guitar. I found better luck here than on the guitar, but still ran into many of the same challenges. I also play drums in the real world, so this took some getting used to.
Again, they over-simplify the rhythms on the beginner and medium difficulty levels so it takes some time pick up the drum track for dummies version.
Once you have a handle on that, you have to get used to the latency. Each physical drum hit must strike a fraction of a second before the beat in the song. Any type of groove is far gone at this point. We’re back to just playing a video game.
Monster Fills = Monster Points
My friends show me how they rack up the points by whipping out totally ridiculous fills when the game gives you the “fill” queue. On the guitar, that means choking the life out of the virtual wammy bar. Not even the most legendary of hair-band rock stars would over-use the pitch bending effects like we see with top scorers in Guitar Hero.
Drummers get to rack up the points at these “fill” queues as well. These are more along the lines of a 10 second drum solo with the drummer having both an ego and a coke problem. Come to think of it, this might be the only real part of the game.
Musicians, am I right?
I’ve said my piece. I shamefully suck at Guitar Hero. The game itself is really not bad, and great for hangin with friends. But real musicians, beware. It won’t be as easy to master as you think.
Have you experienced the same thing? Are there any musicians out there who are actually good at Guitar Hero or Rock Band? Maybe you can give us some tips for representing next time we’re up against the non-musicians.